“I didn’t say “I love you” to hear it back. I said it to make sure you knew.”
All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows.
“Would you believe in what you believe in if you were the only one who believed it?”
“You can’t litter negativity everywhere then wonder why you have a trashy life.”
“If you meet someone whose soul is not aligned with yours, send them love and move along.”